Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

Quarter assed by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

half assedly 

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

half assedly by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

half assed 

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality

This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job

half assed by GDOGG November 1, 2003

full-assed 

Adj. meaning all-out; with every effort; complete.

Why live life half-assed when you can live it full-assed?

full-assed by Shera Princess of Power August 17, 2003

assed up 

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up

Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"

assed up by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016

half-assed 

Doing an activity only partly, or without one's whole self involved; doing something without caring, or without putting anything into it.

I do my homework half-assed because I don't like the course.

half-assed by KaBookie August 28, 2003

Assedema 

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.

"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"

Assedema by MJinMaine July 3, 2009