anvil

A large, heavy object often used in acts of cartoon violence such as Wile E. Coyote.

Not only did the Road Runner lead him off the cliff, but he fell into a river and headfirst onto an anvil! And then, Another anvil fell out of nowhere and flattened him! WORDROTFLMAO/WORD!!!

by Cpt.Bob October 30, 2003

anvil

a small brown rodent native to peru. posesses the shyness of a mouse and the cunning of a fox, and thus is rarely seen or heard of.

dude, i just saw a family of anvils! unfortunately they were so cunning that i couldn't take a photo as evidence.

by major.tom July 9, 2010

anvil

Genius

You just ran a red light. Way to go, you fucking Anvil.

by Hypah July 6, 2003

Anvil

Anvil is a very attractive person with a smile that will brighten up anyone's day even if he may not be having a good day himself. His bright blue eyes will warm your heart. Although Anvil has done some naughty things in the past, when he finds the right one all the pieces will come together and the traumas of his young life will be forgotten. You can always confide in an Anvil, they are very loving, caring and always want to have fun.
Overall if an Anvil truly falls for you, make sure you keep him and forgive him for the past as the future with him will bring happiness and fulfillment.

Hey look, it's him! Anvil!

by Nz👌 March 4, 2022

Anvil God

The God of www.transformice.com, created by summoning and connecting many rotating anvils. Crashes shitty pcs.

Also has it's own level.

(shaman summoning anvils)
Player 1: All praise our lord and savior, anvil god.
Player 2: OHGOD, it hungers.
(game lags, many die)

Player 3: Moar anvils, pl0x.

by Firina July 1, 2010

anvil face

An ugly term for an Asian describing the often appearance of a flat face.

Those damn anvil faces can't drive to save thier life.

by Lucky XIII September 11, 2005

Anvil Day

A holiday celebrated on December 23. I began in 1264. It started when the neighbor kids were running around the Blacksmith at work. He then dropped his anvil on them because they disracted him. He lied and said that they were "screwin' around too much" Ever since then, He dropped anvils on the kids that "screw around too much" heads as a warning that they should get coal for X-mas.

"Happy Anvil day!!, don't screw around"

by Angie Redwing and Todd Dunum January 1, 2010