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anticipation dump 

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

anticipation bottle 

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.
"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

anticipation 

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.
I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!
anticipation by Don Howard August 5, 2006

Antitcipation 

that feeling you get when you just can't wait to see and/or play with a girls boobs. can be a main factor in the ruination of relationships.
Tyrice- "It's been 2 months..."
Tyrone- "And you still haven't seen the tots!?"
Tyrice- "I just wanna put my face between those bad boys and go BBBBBBBBBB!"
Tyrone- "You got some mad antitcipation bro."

DeShawn- "Apparently he finally snapped and just grabbed her rack. Didn't end so well"
DeAndre- "Antitcipation... it's a problem"
Antitcipation by Kevjumba69 December 25, 2010

Anticipation High 

The high you get when you are about to use a drug. Not an actual high, but a feeling of being high before you get high. Similar to a contact high. Can make the police think you are high when they pull you over, but you were simply looking forward to getting high.
"Dude, did you smoke up before i got here?"

"Nah man, it's just an anticipation high."

Door lock anticipation 

That brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the passenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

The passenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. Sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.
Hey, keep your door lock anticipation under control! Quit trying to open the door until I unlock it!