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Antitcipation 

that feeling you get when you just can't wait to see and/or play with a girls boobs. can be a main factor in the ruination of relationships.
Tyrice- "It's been 2 months..."
Tyrone- "And you still haven't seen the tots!?"
Tyrice- "I just wanna put my face between those bad boys and go BBBBBBBBBB!"
Tyrone- "You got some mad antitcipation bro."

DeShawn- "Apparently he finally snapped and just grabbed her rack. Didn't end so well"
DeAndre- "Antitcipation... it's a problem"
Antitcipation by Kevjumba69 December 25, 2010
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Antwitipation 

an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion   –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.

"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.

"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
Antwitipation by GFeet March 14, 2009

anticipation dump 

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
anticipation dump by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle 

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.
"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

anticipation 

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.
I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!
anticipation by Don Howard August 5, 2006

Anticibation 

The act of self gratification , while anxiously awaiting a sexual encounter , when you're just so horny that you can't wait to get off .
"When you just can't wait , Anticibate !"

"Anticibation , it's making me .........Fuck it! , I ain't waitin'.......!

"Bill just couldn't wait to get home from work , he knew he was getting laid when he got home , he was overwhelmed with such anticibation that he had to "rub one out" on the way home ."

"Jason was supposed to go out with Judy last night , but when I walked into the apartment , he was still there ........Anticibating ........ !!!!

"Sonya called me and said to meet her for dinner , but told me she would "make me" dessert . She said she was so excited that she was going to see me that she had to "crank one off" ........ she's such an anticibator ."

"I couldn't wait until she came over ...... I just had to anticibate !"
Anticibation by JonBoy Walnut December 31, 2007

anticipatience

The act of excited but calm waiting, like for that of a fun activity. Inspired by the drawn-out 'antici........pation!' exclaimed by Dr. Frank-N-Furter in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
Eric waited all day with anticipatience for the UNC vs.Duke basketball game.
anticipatience by The B-Rex February 14, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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