When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them.
People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives
assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already
terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"
Most crappy
youtube performers take nice
big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions