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Antidickism 

The practice of just being a great person to fellow humans.
Wendy, your children are great contributors to society and they say it is due to the practice of antidickism.
Antidickism by Li XiaoLong October 30, 2020

antifuckosis

A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.
Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?

Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
antifuckosis by Ornery Gorrilla October 7, 2021

Antifuck 

When you give so few fucks that the number of fucks given reaches below 0 and you start giving fucks in the opposite direction
I give three antifucks about your stupid country festival.
Antifuck by JVKVNI May 24, 2018

antiductive 

adjective: the temporary retarding of normal functioning and achievement. In stark contrast with counterproductive, antiductive does not thwart one's own achievement or intended goal, but rather prohibits one from completing a task and thus enjoying the fruits of his or her labor.
"Hey man, quit being so antiductive, I'm trying to weld this boat dock back together, bro."
antiductive by sike merp July 6, 2009

antiductive 

The process of doing everything in your power to not actually do anything work-related while you're at work.
I've sent 4 personal emails and have spent the past 2 hours on Facebook... I'm being totally antiductive today.
antiductive by lazee637 August 28, 2008

antifuck 

A person, or sometimes a situation, which causes life to be less enjoyable or causes a situation to be less successful. It is derived from the term Antichrist. An antifuck is an extreme block to living a happy or successful life and is often a source of anger. It is a person or situation for which one has extreme hatred of, not just mild disregard.
That godamn landlord is a real antifuck. Without him, I wouldn't have any problems.

My stupid antifuck employer fired me. Now my life is ruined.
antifuck by Qui Long July 9, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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