Antifuck 

When you give so few fucks that the number of fucks given reaches below 0 and you start giving fucks in the opposite direction

I give three antifucks about your stupid country festival.

Antifuck by JVKVNI May 24, 2018

antifuck 

A person, or sometimes a situation, which causes life to be less enjoyable or causes a situation to be less successful. It is derived from the term Antichrist. An antifuck is an extreme block to living a happy or successful life and is often a source of anger. It is a person or situation for which one has extreme hatred of, not just mild disregard.

That godamn landlord is a real antifuck. Without him, I wouldn't have any problems.

My stupid antifuck employer fired me. Now my life is ruined.

antifuck by Qui Long July 9, 2009

Antfucker

A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”

“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

“Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”

Antfucker by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017

Antfucker

Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.

Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.

Antfucker by starfucker08 October 30, 2008

antfuck

to nitpick, to the point of absurdity

"Let's not antfuck about whether you arrived at 7:12 or 7:13; the important thing is that you were late."

antfuck by Pure Imaginary May 13, 2005

antifuckosis

A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.

Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?

Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?

antifuckosis by Ornery Gorrilla October 7, 2021

Antfucker

The dutch version of nitpicker, it quite literally means to fuck an ant. In dutch: miereneuker.

He goes for all the details, hes an antfucker

Antfucker by Blocks the madd catt May 29, 2018