antiductive 

adjective: the temporary retarding of normal functioning and achievement. In stark contrast with counterproductive, antiductive does not thwart one's own achievement or intended goal, but rather prohibits one from completing a task and thus enjoying the fruits of his or her labor.

"Hey man, quit being so antiductive, I'm trying to weld this boat dock back together, bro."

antiductive by sike merp July 6, 2009

antiductive 

The process of doing everything in your power to not actually do anything work-related while you're at work.

I've sent 4 personal emails and have spent the past 2 hours on Facebook... I'm being totally antiductive today.

antiductive by lazee637 August 28, 2008