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When you suck at fucking spelling android but spell adroud instead
*texts friend* Person one:Hey dude guess what! Person two:What? Person one:I got the new Androud Person two:What the fuck is an Androud
Androud by Pkfrosty January 25, 2022
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Androidification 

The evolutionary bio-technological procedures of Genetic Engineering and Artificial Intelligence/Robotics that take place on the contemporary Anthropotype of Homo Universalis, transforming it to Homo Superius.
After Homo Sapiens, Catholicus and Universalis, Homo Superius is the first Anthropotype that will evolve and dominate not by Natural Selection, but Androidification
Androidification by bilwander October 17, 2018

clean my android 

This describes a request for oral sex.
Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig to clean my android!
clean my android by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2016

the android sent by cyberlife 

My name is Connor, I'm the Android sent by Cyberlife.

Only DBH fans will understand

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realistic fiction game based on ideas of slavery with ICONIC main characters "Kara","Connor", and "Markus" along with important secondary characters:"Alice","Luther","Hank",the Jericrew and fan made ships. Check it out! You just might like it~
"My name is Connor, I'm the Android sent by Cyberlife."

Marvin The Paranoid Android 

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

Android 18 

From the dragonball universe, Android 18 is a human remodeled as an android by Dr. Gero. She becomes a good guy after Gohan defeats Cell. Android 17's twin sister, one of the androids created for making Cell perfect. She is slightly less powerful than 17. She becomes Krillin's wife, and has a kid with him named Marin, much to Goku's surprise. She uses computer speak every now and again, demonstrated in her amazement to how Vegeta became so much stronger in such a short time, after training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, saying "It just doesn't compute 16, there's just no way".
Android 18: Whoever owns these clothes should have their optic sensors adjusted. They are obviously malfunctioning.

Said when looking at Chi-Chi's outfits.
Android 18 by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011

Android 17 

The best character in Dragon Ball Super with out a doubt and the MVP of the Tournament of Power. 17 is a savage who was the first character to damage the Alpha known as Jiren and then Processed to give his life in a self-destruction attack to save the lives of Goku and Vegeta. Honestly without him the final arc of Super would have been shit so everyone bow down too our new god
Person 1: how sure are you you'll be able too win this boxing match?
Person 2: As sure as the fact that Android 17 is the best character in Super
Android 17 by DBStard March 4, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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