analogous 

similar

A camera's aperture is analogous to the pupil of the eye

analogous by mc cool February 18, 2014

Analogue rectal exam 

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

Analogue rectal exam by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

anagolous 

Antonym to analogous. Dissimilar or apart in such away that it prevent the drawing of an analogy.

"...in reference to the colour black, which is anagolous to bananas."

anagolous by typo October 12, 2004

Law of Nazi Analogies 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Once both members of the debate became angry enough, the eventual comparison to Nazis came into play.

Law of Nazi Analogies by Shawn Farrell May 2, 2004

AnaLoGMunKy 

1. Original stage name of the first AnaLoGMunKy, the forefather of all analogue monkeys.

2. A person who likes analogue noises and loves climbing trees. Commonly seen up trees playing with their knobs and flashy bitz on the synth or drum machine. Likes to eat beans, potatoes and chocolate. Also has a fetish for computer games and smoking weed.

Person 1: Hey, stop! Can you see it?
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: Up there. On that second branch.
Person 2: Oh yes! I should have guessed there was an AnaLoGMunKy around by the wierd music and faint smell of mary jane. Hey, shall we roll a phatty boom batty under the tree and just chill the fuck out while it plays funky beats.
Person 1: Shit yeah! That sounds like a fine plan. Its lucky we live in a world that has AnaLoGMunKy's, otherwise existence would be dull.
Person 2: Amen.

AnaLoGMunKy by AnaLoGMunKy August 10, 2010

analogue wank 

Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.

My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!

analogue wank by darkh0rse July 2, 2011

analousalt

Analousalt is commonly confused with anal assault in pronunciation but has no real connection with anal rape. Analousalt is classified in the family with swampass which refers to a sweaty posterior end (ass). Anal refers to the asshole whereas salt refers to sweat. Combine the two to birth "Analous-Salt.

Jesus Christ, this analousalt is really chapping my asshole.

analousalt by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008