Anal river
Anal river by Richard123 October 2, 2005
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Reverse Anal
Dr. Peter Buttram, urologist, proctologist, says:
I do NOT recommend anal sex. However, if you must...
1. Wash up before sex -- especially the anus.
2. Use a condom.
3. Wash up immediately after sex -- especially the anus and the penis.
4.Especially avoid Reverse Anal.
I do NOT recommend anal sex. However, if you must...
1. Wash up before sex -- especially the anus.
2. Use a condom.
3. Wash up immediately after sex -- especially the anus and the penis.
4.Especially avoid Reverse Anal.
The correct order for triorafice sex is:
1. Oral (felattio, cunninlingus)
2. Coitus (penis & vagina)
3. Anal (penis in condom in anus)
Don't stick the tongue or fingers or unprotected penis in the anus.
Reverse Anal is:
1. Anal (penis in anus -- especially if unprotected)
2. Coitus (poopy penis in vagina)
3. Oral (poopy, pussified penis in woman's mouth.
Reverse Anal for gayboys is:
1. Unprotected Anal.
2. Oral.
DON'T BE A FUCKTARD!
Don't say to me, "Doctor, WHY did this happen to me?"
1. Oral (felattio, cunninlingus)
2. Coitus (penis & vagina)
3. Anal (penis in condom in anus)
Don't stick the tongue or fingers or unprotected penis in the anus.
Reverse Anal is:
1. Anal (penis in anus -- especially if unprotected)
2. Coitus (poopy penis in vagina)
3. Oral (poopy, pussified penis in woman's mouth.
Reverse Anal for gayboys is:
1. Unprotected Anal.
2. Oral.
DON'T BE A FUCKTARD!
Don't say to me, "Doctor, WHY did this happen to me?"
Reverse Anal by Peter Buttram June 25, 2006
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Reverse Anal
Reverse Anal by Gomer Pyle, USMC June 29, 2006
Reverse Anal Blast
When a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then they fart or force it out and then rub if all over the others' chest and then rub it around to look like someone blasted it onto their chest.
Reverse Anal Blast by DirtyOracle November 8, 2009
reverse anal
after eating a big meal shit comes out of your ass. because anal sex requires something to go in the ass, reverse anal is something coming out.
reverse anal by jonathan smith October 21, 2005
Reverse Anal
When, during a coital interlock with a man or woman, a cock is driven down the esophagus and exits through the anus like a tasty sex kabob
Montgumery: Reverse anal? Baby, you gonna stick it in my ass already?!
Washington: Suga Ima' stick it OUT yo ass!
Washington: Suga Ima' stick it OUT yo ass!
Reverse Anal by Shitlord December 8, 2009
reverse anal
Brian Krakow was surprised to find that when defecated, a large fallic object came out of his butt hole, therefore committing reverse anal sex.
reverse anal by penisbreathonmychestbutt December 1, 2009
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