3 definitions by jonathan smith

Farns

1. a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2. something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture
3. an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.

His flashy car was a farns, that deceived no one.

by jonathan smith September 11, 2013

reverse anal

after eating a big meal shit comes out of your ass. because anal sex requires something to go in the ass, reverse anal is something coming out.

jim i'll be right back i have to do reverse anal with my dinner

by jonathan smith October 20, 2005

JASMIN

An extremely goofy girl, with large boobs and can be the BADDEST FEMALE you'll know,her personality is amazing she's a loving person.

I totally want a Jasmin

by jonathan smith July 18, 2017