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Amsster 

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Finest most handsome guy to ever exist he deserves the world and is just the most amazing person ever
Person Who Finds Fault in Mostly Everything
Says I don't care But deep down cares for you more than anything
Husband Material
Can roast people like peanuts
Relates to Ravens
Extreme Weeb
Amsster is an amazing guy
Amsster by Obsessed With A January 18, 2022
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Amsterdam Traffic Light 

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Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!
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Related Words
Amsster • amsterdam • asstertaste • assteroid • assterpiece • Amster • assterbater • asstershock • Amsterdam Braiser • Amsterdamian

Amsterdamnesia 

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Amnesia from Amsterdam, the finest string you'll ever find. For non believers: go check it out.
Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...
Amsterdamnesia by 420/7 November 11, 2011
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Assterburners 

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When your asshole burns after taking a shit
Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners
Assterburners by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015
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Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

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The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me
Amsterdam whoopee cushion by Snvert97 February 23, 2021
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The Amsterdam Hash King 

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A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!
The Amsterdam Hash King by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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Amsterdamaged 

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When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.
My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.
Amsterdamaged by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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