Alurt

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A state of heightened bodily focus, specifically in relation to the Snurgle. An alurt Snurt Snurgle is very dangerous to all around it.

The 'alurt'-ness of the Snurgle can be measured with a stethoscope to the anus.

Alurt by hozzy May 30, 2011

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Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

Amber Turd Alert by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

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Alurt • alert • Alart • Alutha • Aurtistic • Alerto • Alertson • alert the internet • Alert the Media • amurto

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

Boomer alert by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

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dank game alert

the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.

Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"

stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"

dank game alert by angus burlgar September 29, 2009

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College Alert

When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.

Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!".

When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval.

College Alert by Activties August 24, 2009

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French Toast Alert

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.

Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.

French Toast Alert by Nardog February 5, 2010