Duke's definitions

skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead

Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used

by duke March 25, 2005

Gravel Driveway

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

by Duke January 22, 2003

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

by Duke July 9, 2003

manginsertion

Giving yourself the mangina, then fingering yourself.

Manginsertion is the way to feel like a girl without the smegma.

by Duke February 1, 2003

meisel

what the fuck?

by duke October 12, 2003

Grind

When an individual pushes his/herself to attain a goal.

Similar to gears grinding when they are worked beyond their capacity.

"I've been on the grind lately trying to pay these bills."

by Duke February 5, 2006

buttsnacks

Stuff in the butt you eat as a snack, such as poop.

You won't find buttsnacks in the grocery store near the Dunkaroos

by Duke January 31, 2003