Duke's definitions

quarters

i like money
money is good
to bad it starts wars
dont put money in your mouth
u will get STDs

dirty money

by duke May 30, 2003

office ass

When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.

That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.

by Duke June 13, 2003

mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

by Duke February 24, 2004

billboard

An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents

All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle

by Duke July 10, 2003

jihav

Derogatory term for a Jehovah's Witness

Hey fuck off Jihav!

by Duke July 10, 2003

cutty

a group of niggas from bay area reppin Vallejo...3C's down Country Club Crest...if you live there u a Cutty

hey cutty!!
Whaa iz it?! Cutty

by Duke October 20, 2003

Quizalbunk

A sticky situation

Wow...that's a real quizalbunk

by Duke September 24, 2003