Duke's definitions

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

by Duke July 9, 2003

manginsertion

Giving yourself the mangina, then fingering yourself.

Manginsertion is the way to feel like a girl without the smegma.

by Duke February 1, 2003

meisel

what the fuck?

by duke October 12, 2003

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003

love buckets

Those cutesy awful displays of affection between a couple, such as holding hands, eskimo kisses, babyish knicknames, etc.

Love buckets may be irritating and vomit inducing, but they are my way of telling others I get anal treats.

by Duke July 9, 2003

alternacaps

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!

by Duke August 9, 2003

gaysian

A homosexual asian guy.

I typed gaysian in on yahoo and obviously did not find anything relating to the O'reilly Factor.

by Duke January 22, 2003