Duke's definitions
For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
by Duke July 9, 2003
Get the prom nightmug. 
by Duke February 1, 2003
Get the manginsertionmug. When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.
That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.
by Duke June 13, 2003
Get the office assmug. 
by Duke February 24, 2004
Get the mic checkmug. a group of niggas from bay area reppin Vallejo...3C's down Country Club Crest...if you live there u a Cutty
by Duke October 20, 2003
Get the cuttymug.