masturbaceous

adj. one who masturbates frequently

Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.

by Duke January 23, 2003

Harshing my mellow

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a nancy (see Nancy) brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshin' my mellow.

by Duke March 13, 2005

Syracuse Orangeman

Going down on a girl after eating cheetos, so her muff looks like the furry Syracuse University mascott Otto.

That girl needs to wash up after that Syracuse Orangeman I gave her.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

spock

Like the wordshocker except two in the pink AND two in the stink

I met this girl at the bar last night, she was drunk she let me Spock her

by Duke July 10, 2003

Quizalbunk

A sticky situation

Wow...that's a real quizalbunk

by Duke September 25, 2003

gokka

1. Sit around stareing at nothing.
2. Slacking.

Swedish slang, probably from the German word for stareing.

Ska gokka hela dan imorrn framfor TVn.
(I´m gonna gokka all day tomorrow infront of the TV.)

Going to initiate gokking level 12 with a bag of chips.

by Duke November 22, 2004