Duke's definitions
by Duke January 22, 2003
Get the Illegally Cutemug. When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003
Get the Limpfantmug. Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!
by Duke August 9, 2003
Get the alternacapsmug. "Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
by Duke February 16, 2003
Get the man crushmug. I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."
by Duke January 22, 2003
Get the man battermug. 1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman
by Duke April 28, 2003
Get the Dirty Birdmug. by Duke January 22, 2003
Get the gaysianmug.