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altering the boy 

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

digital altering 

The act of wasting State of the art technology to touch up the voices of singers or even instruments in music. The process is fairly efficient usually unless the singer totally sucks, resulting in techy, unaturally smooth voices that emanate a strange, humming sound. if you pay attention, it sometimes becomes very obvious. It is usually noticeable in songs where the singers aren't drowned out by electric guitars. It is not as frowned upon as lip-synching, but some fans dislike it. It is choppier in live music because the Mic. is the only thing correcting the tone.
Hilary Duff is singing better than normal!

Don't get too exited, Nasa just took charge of digital altering her voice, that's all.

aftering 

When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.

But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.

Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
aftering by Lollllaaaa November 5, 2015

Alterinam 

A really cool and pogger dude.
"Yo that dude is an Alterinam"
Alterinam by Alterinam February 27, 2021

Alterinamish 

A person who speaks Alterinamish, usually inhabitants or civilians of Alterinamiam. One of the hardest languages to learn.

First founded by Alterinam in 2020, around July.
Alterinamiam inhabitant - "Alte alter al al alt alterina Alterinam alteri altera"

Translator - "This Alterinamish language is confusing af lmao."
Alterinamish by Alterinam March 20, 2021

Alterinamiam 

Alterinamiam is main land mass that Alterinams reside in. An undisclosed location, it is both hard to find and even harder to recieve citizenship.
Alterinam person: I came from Alteriniamiam!

Person: Oh, the place all the Alterinams reside in!

Alterinam person: Yes, Alterinamiam is the main land mass that Alterinams reside in.
Alterinamiam by Alterinam January 10, 2023

Good Aftering 

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.
Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?
Good Aftering by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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