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altening

The owner of the altening, Xevier, once stated, "Money is a big motivator for me".
by Xevier's accountant February 24, 2021
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altening

A shitty website ran by a pedophile with overpriced minecraft alts
Did you hear about how Xavier from the Altening was messaging a 14 year old girl? Disgusting.
by sebastian420 October 30, 2022
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altering the boy

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009
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Aliening

The act of inserting your head into a person's anus and then bursting through their stomach.
I just wanted to rim this guy, but before I knew it I was full-on aliening him.
by Jon528 December 31, 2017
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allening

the act of wanting to blow a load on any girl with glasses face.
oh man, look at those glasses i just want to allen all over them!

yeah im just going to be allening that girl all night.
by Dr.Shazoo February 19, 2010
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Allening

A person who searches or seeks people that are married. Finding that it’s easier to not have to do any of the “heavy lifting” of a traditional relationship. Not having to buy gifts, care for, be with or even claim the other person. Making it easy because the other already has responsibilities, feelings, and accountability to someone else with the burden of them finding out keeping as a barrier of extra security of information if the affair leaking.
These people that partake in ‘Allening’ usually aren’t afraid of it or hide it by asking blatant questions like “Are you married?” Or “let me see that ring?” To ease into seeing if the victim is ripe for the taking. All known as ‘Fishing’ for information. These type are usually military/law enforcement, and or counselors. Usually knowing the level of sex appeal they possess, using to the hunt for their prey. Sometimes they boost this by working out, riding a motorcycle, or even operating business that bring that ‘client base’ like selling dogs or other things.
Yo, you see Mark looking at Jessica’s ring and still flirting?

Yea he’s Allening around. He’s into girls with husbands.
by ThatGuyTaco October 11, 2025
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digital altering

The act of wasting State of the art technology to touch up the voices of singers or even instruments in music. The process is fairly efficient usually unless the singer totally sucks, resulting in techy, unaturally smooth voices that emanate a strange, humming sound. if you pay attention, it sometimes becomes very obvious. It is usually noticeable in songs where the singers aren't drowned out by electric guitars. It is not as frowned upon as lip-synching, but some fans dislike it. It is choppier in live music because the Mic. is the only thing correcting the tone.
Hilary Duff is singing better than normal!

Don't get too exited, Nasa just took charge of digital altering her voice, that's all.
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