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Almaden
A sheltered area in South San Jose, pretty much isolated from the rest of the city. The houses in Almaden are generally big and two stories, and the people are rich. The kids in Almaden are usually rich, spoiled, preppy. Either they are wannabes who think they live in Beverly Hills, or they are rich white kids who want to be ghetto. Almaden includes the schools Leland, Bret Harte, Castillerro.
Almaden kid drives up in Dad's Mercedes, wearing a bandana.
Almaden kid:It's hard out here man....
East San Jose kid: stfu, the only problems you've faced is when Tilly's runs out of purple.
Almaden kid:It's hard out here man....
East San Jose kid: stfu, the only problems you've faced is when Tilly's runs out of purple.
Almaden by some guy39 August 7, 2009
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Almaide • Almaden • alaide • almaadeed • almaden valley • Almaize • Almander420 • marco alcaide • Al-maida • alma degollado
almaadeed
Al Maadeed also spelled Al Maadid or Al Maadhid, is one of the primary tribes in Qatar. In Qatar, the Al-Maadeed tribe includes these major families: -Al-Thani -Al-Assiri -Al-Ali Al-Binali Al-Badi -Al-Jattal Al-Ibrahim Al-Mehshadi -Al-Ghanim Al-Farhood The ruling family of Qatar are from the Al Maadeed tribe.
almaadeed by Mimi Almarri December 10, 2019
almaden valley
The original home of Almaden wines. Site of the infamous Almaden Country Club massacre. 18 people were slaughtered one night in the bar in a robbery that netted less than 500 dollars. The culprits, thought to be residents of Morgan Hill, remain at large.
almaden valley by Bob Harper September 6, 2007
Almaize
This verb is derived from an accomplished New York City fitness trainer, Alma. The word is a verb that means to perform a fitness skill at the highest caliber and strength level possible, while still maintaining proper form. This might include the addition of heavy weights to a skill normally performed with body weight only or mastering a skill like a push up balancing on one foot.
Once the student athlete had mastered a basic push up, they almaized the skill and performed it balancing on one leg.
Almaize by BrooklynJGT December 22, 2022
Almaden
Almaden by Terry Wyrick October 27, 2003
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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