Almaden 

A sheltered area in South San Jose, pretty much isolated from the rest of the city. The houses in Almaden are generally big and two stories, and the people are rich. The kids in Almaden are usually rich, spoiled, preppy. Either they are wannabes who think they live in Beverly Hills, or they are rich white kids who want to be ghetto. Almaden includes the schools Leland, Bret Harte, Castillerro.

Almaden kid drives up in Dad's Mercedes, wearing a bandana.

Almaden kid:It's hard out here man....

East San Jose kid: stfu, the only problems you've faced is when Tilly's runs out of purple.

Almaden by some guy39 August 7, 2009

Almaden 

Gay Anger. From the Spanish word

He was Almadening us after we told his folks he was gay.

Almaden by Terry Wyrick October 27, 2003

almaden valley 

The original home of Almaden wines. Site of the infamous Almaden Country Club massacre. 18 people were slaughtered one night in the bar in a robbery that netted less than 500 dollars. The culprits, thought to be residents of Morgan Hill, remain at large.

Down in the Almaden Valley, the valley so low, I lost my poor sweetheart with 1 thunderous blow.

almaden valley by Bob Harper September 6, 2007

Almudena 

Is very sociable and humorous. She is very cool and very talented. She is cool to be around and hang out with. She is always there for you and never forgets about a person no matter how far away they are. You are very lucky if you meet a girl named Almudena. There are only a few of them on the entire planet.

Hey, I just met Almudena and she's so nice and always has my back whenever I need her.

Almudena by NatethForever<3 December 22, 2014

Almudena 

She's a shy girl that really isn't into big social environments. However when u get to meet her you'll have found a bright star in the darkness, the sweetest being in the world, the loveliest person to ever exist, she's the Moon, the Sun and all the stars. Whoever achieves to marry her will be the luckiest person un the world.

Dude, I can't really concentrate I can only think about Almudena, I'm so in love with her.

Almudena by AG_Styles July 16, 2021

Almudena 

Almudena is a type of girl you wont meet again, she is really nice and covers her problems with humor. She deserves way more than she thinks and when you actually get to meet he she is an amazing human being. But at first you will get the impression that she is judgy and mean but in reality that is the oppisite. She is beautiful and her body is to die for, she hates sports but loves dancing whenver she can. She has big dreams and is litterly the most creative girl you will ever meet. She paints, draws, and likes to read and think of the meaning of life. She thinks she is the one that makes everything bad, but its just the other people that cant accept her. Her soul is rare and amazing.

Hey have u met almudena?
no, but im kind of scared of her
if u actually meet her she has an amzing personality!

Almudena by nawalrao June 9, 2021

The Altadena Thing 

1. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know walking on the sidewalk, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

2. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving next to them in the same direction, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

3. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving a different way than them, and start talking to them, stopping traffic both ways.

1. A car stops and sees someone they know going in the opposite direction: "WAZZUP HOMIE?!"

Bypasser: "Stop doing The Altadena Thing!"

The Altadena Thing by Mackieinlove March 26, 2010