Alltimers

a disease where a old person only knows songs by the band All Time Low. also a synonym of hell

I have alltimers

Alltimers by thamonie February 18, 2025

alltimers disease 

Someone who -- no matter how good your story -- always has to come up with one of their own that tops it.

Old Surfer Joe has a critical case of Alltimers.

alltimers disease by Nickster November 17, 2003

Altiverse 

When the multiverse isn't complicated enough to explain bad science fiction theories. The altiverse adds multiverses inside of multiverses.

While traveling to alternate timelines Ossuter prevented Bruce Springsteen from becoming popular which created an altiverse where New Jersey collapsed upon itself and became part of Delaware. In this altiverse people were happier and nicer to each other.

Altiverse by Panta Loons July 21, 2019

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking 

Anoying

” Anton überhard, ellottt stärdner, mrspedybou420, rdhalin22, ZOtoxic coffie”
” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking by NOTAGAYPERSONBECAUSEOSKARISGAY March 2, 2020

All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"

All-Timers Disease by Flippy55 June 28, 2010

All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

All-timers Disease by ZachAttack94 April 29, 2019

All Timers Disease

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.

Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"

All Timers Disease by mlqhawaii June 20, 2019