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Allstadt 

A fire breathing Succubus who's future job is a low paying math teacher
That Allstadt is starring me down with those eyes.
Allstadt by Buddha V April 25, 2011
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Allstate Beauty 

Allstate Beauty is a supposed supplier of beauty products from New York. However, there are numerous complaints against them that they will take your money, never ship your product, and are literally impossible to contact. Essentially, a scam.
A: I ordered a beauty product from Allstate Beauty.
B: How is the product?
A: I wouldn't know, because it never showed up!
Allstate Beauty by xyv June 17, 2009

Allstate wrestler

A guy that won't take no for an answer when it comes to getting insurance.
That's Matt the Allstate wrestler, he doesn't like it when people don't buy insurance. His coworkers remember him pinning a guy to the ground as a young man for trying to steal insurance, and the guy almost got away.

allstate beauty 

allstate beauty is a type of beauty that just takes your breath away. when a woman is wearing a product bought from allstate beauty there is a glow about her as she walks down the city street. she is happier, kinder, taller, and loves life. this is because allstate celebrates the inner beauty of woman, and its products help bring out that shine. such is the power...of allstate beauty.

http://www.allstatebeauty.com/
"Wow, do you see that girl? She is not just beautiful, she is allstate beauty beautiful."


allstate beauty by claudi_a February 28, 2009
Cafe Altstadt situated on Stratumseind in Eindhoven, a town in the south of Holland. It is a bar that's been around for 25+ years. They play all kinds of music but aim at alternative, rock and louder. Good place to enjoy the Dutch way of having a social life; have a cup of tea in the afternoon and a few beers in the evening...
I'm going to the Altstadt to meet my friends
Altstadt by KChops April 28, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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