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Cafe Altstadt situated on Stratumseind in Eindhoven, a town in the south of Holland. It is a bar that's been around for 25+ years. They play all kinds of music but aim at alternative, rock and louder. Good place to enjoy the Dutch way of having a social life; have a cup of tea in the afternoon and a few beers in the evening...
I'm going to the Altstadt to meet my friends
Altstadt by KChops April 28, 2011
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Word used throughout Rimera’s TEDDY’S HEADPHONES trilogy with a small spelling mistake in the CMIYC CD, written as “ALDSTADT”.

Means “old town” in german.

Track 9 and CD exclusive track of TEDDY’S HEADPHONES (VOL I: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN).
“I was just chilling in the altstadt.”
Altstadt by fatgirlsxrobots September 18, 2026

Foley/Altstaetter Theorem 

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.
According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.
Foley/Altstaetter Theorem by Foley November 15, 2004

Allstadt 

A fire breathing Succubus who's future job is a low paying math teacher
That Allstadt is starring me down with those eyes.
Allstadt by Buddha V April 25, 2011
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