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Cafe Altstadt situated on Stratumseind in Eindhoven, a town in the south of Holland. It is a bar that's been around for 25+ years. They play all kinds of music but aim at alternative, rock and louder. Good place to enjoy the Dutch way of having a social life; have a cup of tea in the afternoon and a few beers in the evening...
I'm going to the Altstadt to meet my friends
Altstadt by KChops April 28, 2011
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Foley/Altstaetter Theorem 

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.
According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.
Foley/Altstaetter Theorem by Foley November 15, 2004

Allstadt 

A fire breathing Succubus who's future job is a low paying math teacher
That Allstadt is starring me down with those eyes.
Allstadt by Buddha V April 25, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008