Janis: Hey man would you mind not eating that Reeces cup somewhere else, not around me? I don't mean to be rude or anything but I am deathly allergic to peanut and peanut products.
Chad: Shut the fuck up Janis you stupid fucking Allergoid, god I HATE YOU I hope you get raped half to death by a pack of rabid hyenas before being ran over by 13 semi trucks on an asphalt road in 113 degree Fahrenheit weather that melts and rips your skin off you stupid bitch. Fuck you bitch, how the fuck can you not eat a peanut without dying huh? Explain that shit to me right now you filthy Allergoid retard! God I hate you, I hate next to every atom in your body, I hate your fat fucking face, I hate your shitty fucking taste in fashion, I can't tell if your father molested you too hard or not hard enough, god how did he get stuck with YOU?! What divine moral holocaust does someone have to commit to justify their offspring being some pathetic fucking waste of breath ALLERGOID. HOLY FUCK YOU SUCK SO MUCH YOU ARE THE WORST EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING TO EVER EXIST. YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER. YOU'RE LIKE THE HUMAN EMBODIEMENT OF 9/11 FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE AND FED TO A LITTER OF ENDANGERED PUPPIES. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS RACIST. KILL YOURSELF! FUCK YOU ALLERGOID!!!!!!!!
Chad: Shut the fuck up Janis you stupid fucking Allergoid, god I HATE YOU I hope you get raped half to death by a pack of rabid hyenas before being ran over by 13 semi trucks on an asphalt road in 113 degree Fahrenheit weather that melts and rips your skin off you stupid bitch. Fuck you bitch, how the fuck can you not eat a peanut without dying huh? Explain that shit to me right now you filthy Allergoid retard! God I hate you, I hate next to every atom in your body, I hate your fat fucking face, I hate your shitty fucking taste in fashion, I can't tell if your father molested you too hard or not hard enough, god how did he get stuck with YOU?! What divine moral holocaust does someone have to commit to justify their offspring being some pathetic fucking waste of breath ALLERGOID. HOLY FUCK YOU SUCK SO MUCH YOU ARE THE WORST EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING TO EVER EXIST. YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER. YOU'RE LIKE THE HUMAN EMBODIEMENT OF 9/11 FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE AND FED TO A LITTER OF ENDANGERED PUPPIES. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS RACIST. KILL YOURSELF! FUCK YOU ALLERGOID!!!!!!!!
by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025
Get the Allergoidmug.