Alleagues 

accidental mashup of "allies" and "colleagues" from dopey Qpublicans trying to sound smart

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert had a visit with Fixed Noise and said "my Alleagues in congress will come around" to our radical policies nobody likes. after that verbal diarrhea, Qbert went and did a live hit on OANN.

Alleagues by Uncle Joosie January 9, 2023

allergies 

the worst disease known to man. cannot be cured, only treated with drugs such as the sleep-inducing Benadryl (Diphenhydramine), the delaying Singulair (Montelukast), or the ineffective Claritin (Loratadine). typical symptoms include sneezing; runny, itchy, or stuffy nose; watery eyes; and general grumpiness and irritability.

Do you want to go shopping?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go watch a movie?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go anywhere?

ALLERGIES!!!

allergies by ZeldaMcFly September 1, 2010

He's got allergies 

A comedic phrase used by students referring to a fake reason a person skipped school.

Teacher: Is Will here today?
Student: No, he's got allergies again.

He's got allergies by HamesJ January 7, 2017

lead allergies 

This is a reference to being shot or at risk of being hit by a lead bullet.

Man, if you go to that neighborhood you better not have any lead allergies!

lead allergies by I, Wreckerrr July 2, 2021

aleagueist 

it's like "Atheist" but just that "Aleagueist" means someone who does not support any soccer leagues
"Aleagueist" is similar to "Atheist". "A" in greek means 'no' "ist" refers to the people who practise it so "Aleagueist" directly translated means "people who practise having no leagues" but if properly translated it would be "people who do not support any soccer leagues"

I am a boring person! I am an Aleagueist!

aleagueist by wrskft January 2, 2009

allergies 

Crappy feeling you get when your body doesnt like something or when the seasons hate you and make you feel sickish.

girl: achoo!!
boy: bless you! are you sick?
girl: nawh its my damn allergies

allergies by missKay&missBee September 24, 2011

Allergies 

When symptoms of asthma or allergies flare up, they can leave you feeling helpless. But there are steps you can take to eliminate reactions and lessen the intensity of the symptoms. Installing air filters in your heating and air conditioning units will remove the harmful irritating particles that cause asthmatic and allergic reactions. You can save yourself a lot of stress, a lot of health problems and a whole lot of financial burden simply by keeping your AC or furnace filters clean.

My allergies are acting up, what can I do

Allergies by ACFilters4Less March 26, 2015