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low altitude bombing 

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.
low altitude bombing by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

Alcitude 

The combined effect of alcohol and altitude on the human body and brain.
Brad: Yo John is black out on the ski lift bro!
Chad: Nah, dude don't worry it's just the alcitude
Brad: Oh yeah, the I forgot about the alcitude
Alcitude by Studog July 12, 2019

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.
You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

Altitude Poop 

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.
Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air
Altitude Poop by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

Low Altitude Sickness 

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.
Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.
Low Altitude Sickness by gnarle December 14, 2018

cruising altitude

the phase of being high when you're just absolutely chillin'. you're just the right amount of high ;)
#guy 1: "dude, are you still super high and freaking out?"
#guy 2: "nah dude, i'm totally at cruising altitude right now"
cruising altitude by heyhobobbyjoe February 23, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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