Alcitude 

The combined effect of alcohol and altitude on the human body and brain.

Brad: Yo John is black out on the ski lift bro!
Chad: Nah, dude don't worry it's just the alcitude
Brad: Oh yeah, the I forgot about the alcitude

Alcitude by Studog July 12, 2019

low altitude bombing 

code for taking a crap

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.

low altitude bombing by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

Alitude 

An unhealthy negative disposition to all things good in the world.

Who pissed in Wilk's corn flakes this morning. She sure is giving a lot of Alitude

Alitude by gm-money November 5, 2010

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

high-altitude fuck by marcasmedia March 29, 2009

Altitude Poop 

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

Altitude Poop by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

Low Altitude Sickness 

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.

Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.

Low Altitude Sickness by gnarle December 14, 2018

cruising altitude

the phase of being high when you're just absolutely chillin'. you're just the right amount of high ;)

#guy 1: "dude, are you still super high and freaking out?"
#guy 2: "nah dude, i'm totally at cruising altitude right now"

cruising altitude by heyhobobbyjoe February 23, 2010