3 definitions by heyhobobbyjoe

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The nephew of the drunk dial, a high text is usually composed during those that initial euphoric phase of being high. Typically a positive, upbeat or funny message, the high text can also be incredibly insightful. However, when discovered the next morning in the "Sent Texts" folder, the text will often not seem like such a great idea, after all.
9:36pm, Tuesday evening: (Text) "Dude, remember that nite we snuck out to the lake and just sat smoking cigarettes and talking for hours? Ahh man, that summer was so rad. I miss you brosef."

8:32am, Wednesday morning after he realizes he sent a high text last night and he reads his outgoing messages: (Texter's mind) "Dammit. That was freakin' gay."
by heyhobobbyjoe June 15, 2010
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the phase of being high when you're just absolutely chillin'. you're just the right amount of high ;)
#guy 1: "dude, are you still super high and freaking out?"
#guy 2: "nah dude, i'm totally at cruising altitude right now"
by heyhobobbyjoe February 23, 2010
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When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"

Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
by heyhobobbyjoe July 17, 2010
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