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Aliensexual 

The seductive and entrancing attraction to the only alien on earth Kudii.

The intimate attraction to the coldest, sexiest, realest alien from planet Zero. Originated by Kudii back on Zero but brought it to a city called Atlanta. It has spread across many states for example: (NY, FL, AZ, CA, etc.) You should become a aliensexual but it’s a strictly female sexuality.
Ouu I love being a proud Aliensexual.

Papi K so damn sexy I love him and every part of him😩

Why aren’t you a Aliensexual?
Aliensexual by Plut0sexual December 27, 2022
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Alexsexual 

That mean's when u like only Alex. And you wanna fuck them. (her/him/them)
My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
Alexsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Aloesexual 

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Aloesexual by battubali June 19, 2019

Aliasexual 

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.
Example: I think Alia is aliasexual
Aliasexual by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019

asiansexual 

A rare sexual dysfunction that cause the sufferer to only go after peoples of a preferred gender from China, Japan, Korea (All three are refered to as the "Big Three", like car companies.), Vietnam, or the Phillipines. Males hailing from the state of California are a majority of sufferers, though anyone from anywhere can have it. The most purplexing thing is that the root cause in still unknown, and scientists aren't really out for the answer, as it's apparently not all that high on their priority lists. However, it is doubtful that one is born being an asiansexual.

To put that in plain, everyday english for the simplest human to understand: Being an asiansexual means, in a nutshell, to only want an asian as a boyfriend/girlfriend/sexual partner exclusively, and to think that people of other ethnic backgrounds just don't quite cut it anymore, if they ever have at all in the first place. To prefer asians, but still like white girls is not being asiansexual. It's when you exlude other peoples in your hunt for the perfect mate.
An epidemic, or just a preference taken too far? Strange, or normal like the blue sky? Racist, or reasonable? I'll leave that for you, the reader, to decide.
asiansexual by Mr. Bird July 24, 2005

attensexual 

Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.
Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?

John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.

Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
attensexual by SkankMobley January 22, 2014

Alienosexual

When you endure immense disappointment after your failed romantic experiences, so you end up losing interest in humans altogether and, consequently, resort to aliens.
“I can’t believe he did that to you!” Said Meryl to her sobbing friend.
“That’s it. Humans fucking suck. I’m alienosexual now.”
Alienosexual by Ría April 15, 2020
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