Alansexual

Nothing but vampires that look similar to the profressional drummer Emerson Barrett with a dyed gray strain of hair. Vampires other than Alan appealing are not qualified.

"Alansexuals are a new orientation, specifically for Alan Blackwell."

"I officially identify as Alansexual."

by Walmart Alan Blackwell June 30, 2021

Alansexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Alan From Smiling Friends

I'm An Alansexual

by https404 February 28, 2022