Alien Vs. Predator 

The movie that all but destroyed the Alien and Predator movie franchises. Released in 2004 by 20th Century Fox and was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, resident video-game adaptation hack. Follows a group of humans as they run around a pyramid for an hour, getting killed off one by one, until the only woman left alive, Alexa Woods, teams up with the Predator, and the movie suddenly changes from a sci-fi movie to a buddy flick.

Alexa 'Lex' Woods: "They're not hunting us. We're in the middle of a war."

Alien Vs. Predator by crazyrabbits May 9, 2005

Alien vs. Predator 

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other

I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.

Alien vs. Predator by MitchMartinez333 April 6, 2009

Alien vs Predator 

When a pedophile and a Mexican beaner fight.

Tom: Brad are you going to see the new Alien vs Predator movie?
Brad: Yeah my money is on the Mexican dude.

Alien vs Predator by ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH EC August 30, 2016

alien vs predator 2 

An awesome pc game, great online.

You look real tired man.

I know, i was up all night playing avp2.

alien vs predator 2 by Jamie October 28, 2004

Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome 

Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.

Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.

The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.

Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome by John Balance July 2, 2006

aliens vs. predator 

Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.

>You seen Aliens vs. Predator yet?
>Eeew! Chuck Norris sex tape!

aliens vs. predator by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010

The day of aliens vs predators 

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.

Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN

The day of aliens vs predators by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023