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Caliente Carl

The Mexican version of the Hot Carl (see Hot Carl).

Caliente Carl by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009

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Alien vs. Predator

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other

I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.

Alien vs. Predator by MitchMartinez333 April 6, 2009

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