HungryNoobivore's definitions

Low Blow

Shameless attack on a man's wedding tackle, usually a single kick, allowing the coward a chance to escape. Usually ends with the victim writhing in pain on the ground, wondering if he will ever have children.

"Now I just have to hit him with a low blow and then I can leg it out of here."

by HungryNoobivore January 2, 2010

dad joke

Style of joke often limited to the dads of the world because anyone else would be able to see how embarrassing the punch-line and response will be.

>You know what a wok is don't you?
>(flatly) What dad?
>It's what you throw at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle. Hur hur hur.
>Ugh. Dad joke.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010

snookums

Verbal sugar. Sick way of addressing someone close to you. Can be replaced by "bitsy-pookums".

"Oh, hello snookums!"
"Im a man, dammit!"

by HungryNoobivore January 7, 2010

MW2

Modern Warfare 2. Equivalent to sex in a box.

>You want to play some MW2?
>I love it when you talk dirty.

by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010

Latecraft

Term used to describe Starcraft 2 by a number of gamers after being delayed for several years.

>Yay! SC2 comes out later this year.
>More like Latecraft. They just did what they did last year.
>I feel dead inside now.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Old Spice Guy

Actors name Isaiah Mustafa. Main icon of the Old Spice franchise's ads. The best thing ever to happen to advertising.

old spice guy: Did you know that I'm riding this horse backwards?... HIYAH!!

by HungryNoobivore July 15, 2010