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Alice's Lunch 

The act of shitting in a lunch box instead of making a healthy meal. Frequent occurrence on the Popular American Television show, "The Brady Bunch."
Peter Brady opened up his Scooby Doo Lunch box to the undeniable pungency of Alice's Lunch. He tossed the fetid pile at Buddy Hinton, who was just glad it wasn't a bowl of her famous hershey squirts. Alice was always had a couple of zingers ready, that was for sure.
Alice's Lunch by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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Alice's Restaurant 

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.
Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

Alice's Restaurant 

Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".

The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.
Alice's Restaurant by Sid Barrett December 16, 2007

Alice’s register

Alice made a register of imaginary classmates with improbable names, Liam Woggle,Daisy Wind.
Bailey Trodger has has got to be a made up name, belongs on Alice’s register
Alice’s register by The Big Striker September 25, 2026

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin...empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.
Stuffing Alice's Hole by EZD May 1, 2015

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin much like the rabbit hole in Alice In Wonderland ..empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.
Stuffing Alice's Hole by EZD May 1, 2015

American Mcgee's Alice 

A game centering on a young adult (Alice) who finds herself in the strange and twisted place of Wonderland. As a child, she lost her parents in a house fire and blames herself for not being able to save them. Wonderland is a familiar place for Alice, as she read the books and dreamed of it as a child. She returns to fight her inner-demons that take form as familiar Lewis Carrol characters such as; the Jabberwocky, the Mad Hatter, and the Queen of Hearts. Best... Game... Ever!
I have played American Mcgee's Alice ten times; I am addicted because it is amazing.

I am in love with American Mcgee's Alice.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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