fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

by EZD May 01, 2015

Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 01, 2015

sad tits

Women's boobs that could be tied in an actual titty twister because they resemble tube socks filled with wet sand.

I was having a great time at your mom's house until she whipped me half to death with her sad tits.

by EZD May 01, 2015

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin much like the rabbit hole in Alice In Wonderland ..empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.

Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.

by EZD May 01, 2015

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin...empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.

Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.

by EZD May 01, 2015