Algen 

Algen is a woman with determination. She is a strong woman who holds to her principles. She may be funny sometimes but she carries a lot of burdens inside. She is pretentious but for the sake of the people aroubd her. She will try to be happy even it's not so that others will not worry about her. She is a good friend. She is a doer and can be pleased easily.

Hi Algen, how's your day?
I'm fine.

Algen by Olivia Bryans June 8, 2021

agentphilip07 

agentphilip07 is the best person ever. He does all kinds of stuff online (on the internet), and is rich and famous. He makes and plays games. He has a lot of power online (on the internet). He is also very well-known everywhere.

agentphilip07 is the best person ever!

agentphilip07 by J250174 May 2, 2023

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

the agency 

The agency is a mysterious entity which was presumably founded in 2018. The first known encounter of the agency was on a Pokemon server where it quickly became a well-known name. The agency is mostly known on the internet but is expanding its presence exponentially. It is said that world champions, popular players and even global organizations are supported by the agency from behind the scenes.

While the main activities of the agency are unknown, there are numerous instances recorded where the agency "provides" its supporters with prosperity. Someone who is recruited by the agency is called an "agent", these agents are known to possess great luck and are bound to be successful in their walk of life. Supporters of the agency are donating to the agency in hope of getting provided with prosperity. Other means of supporting the agency are by buying the extremely rare merchandise, it is said that by simply wearing the merchandise one is blessed with good luck.

"I just won the lottery, the agency truly provides."
--
toxic player: "noo, he just 6-0'ed me with my stall team"
agent: "gg kid, that's on the agency"
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agent 1: "i just won the world championships"
agent 2: "agency agency"

the agency by high speed rush May 20, 2020

Agent of Fortune 

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

Agent of Fortune by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

Agendapost 

An internet post, often in the form of a meme, that serves no purpose other than to express the OP's opinions while making no attempt at humor.

Get this agendapost outta here, we want to laugh, not read your fuckin opinions

Agendapost by Dr. Steppon-Legho April 22, 2021