A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.
Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
Pubic
hair is usually thick, matted and has a low
shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic
hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to
track.
During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their
stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts