A form of fedpost that doesn't involve calls for violence or illegal actions but consists of opinions, positions, or takes that only a federal agent or infiltrator would express—designed to demobilize political movements or defend the status quo from within. Agentposts are subtle: they sow doubt, promote division, advocate for "realistic" positions that undermine movement goals, or spread demoralizing narratives about inevitable failure. They don't break rules; they break spirits. They don't call for illegal action; they call for no action at all. Agentposting is the art of demobilization through apparently reasonable discourse—the infiltrator's weapon of choice in online political spaces.
Example: "Every time the movement gained momentum, a user would appear with an agentpost: 'This will never work, we need to be realistic, we should focus on smaller goals.' The arguments were reasonable, measured, hard to counter. But their effect was always the same: demobilization, division, delay. Whether actual agent or just useful idiot, the agentpost did its work: slowing the movement with the appearance of wisdom."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!