A form of fedpost that doesn't involve calls for violence or illegal actions but consists of opinions, positions, or takes that only a federal agent or infiltrator would express—designed to demobilize political movements or defend the status quo from within. Agentposts are subtle: they sow doubt, promote division, advocate for "realistic" positions that undermine movement goals, or spread demoralizing narratives about inevitable failure. They don't break rules; they break spirits. They don't call for illegal action; they call for no action at all. Agentposting is the art of demobilization through apparently reasonable discourse—the infiltrator's weapon of choice in online political spaces.
Example: "Every time the movement gained momentum, a user would appear with an agentpost: 'This will never work, we need to be realistic, we should focus on smaller goals.' The arguments were reasonable, measured, hard to counter. But their effect was always the same: demobilization, division, delay. Whether actual agent or just useful idiot, the agentpost did its work: slowing the movement with the appearance of wisdom."
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.