AN
AMAZING DOWN TO EARTH GUY WHO LOVES TO THROW CANDLES AT HIS
LITTLE SISTER!!
Magnus: Have you met Algent?
Kaycee: No, but
I think he will throw a candle at me!
A
mystical creature who strives for nothingness.
Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.
During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown
Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern
Massachusetts
The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps