Alfensive

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When someone is Serious

He is Alfensive

Alfensive by CertifiedPublisher February 26, 2019

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Olfensive

When your sense of smell is under attack by a disgusting, repulsive odor.

Oh man, that chili cheese dog from lunch is on the move. You'd better clear the room, because I'm gonna get olfensive in here.

Olfensive by redehlert December 31, 2008

Related Words

Alfensive • affensive • allfensive • Adhensive • affencive • alfonsine • assfensive • Awefensive • Olfensive • allen iverson

affencive

when a blond misspells offensive.

you guys are being affencive

affencive by befejm June 24, 2012

affensive

A 7 year olds spelling attempt of offensive.

This example has the word affensive in it, which is spelt wrong.

affensive by Rectum Mc Foreskin... April 27, 2009

alfonsine

A beutiful, amazing girl, she is Intelligent, and can tell when she is being lied to.

1. Fights for friends
2. Never gives up.
3. Usually has dark hair.
4. If you mess with her friends, you mess with her.
5. If you mess with her, she will make your life miserable.

Sentence: Alfonsine is amazingly beutiful, and fun to hand around.

alfonsine by Sparkling cupcake May 20, 2018

allfensive

when someone gets defensive and offensive at the same time

Ya ain't gotta get allfensive about it.

allfensive by Sadie Grace June 15, 2007

Awefensive

word, phrase or staemenr someone makes that is way out of line, shocking, and just in poor taste, inappropriatet, etc.

He called her a W----e! I can't believe he said that. it was totally awefensive!i

Awefensive by Spootin1 October 3, 2012

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026