Adhensive 

able to conform to the shape of another

This flat ethernet cable is more adhensive to the edge of this desk than a round one.

Adhensive by notmyrealnamemom May 30, 2019

adhesive cheese 

Another name for the cheese singles you in the supermarket. Typically found in burgers you buy from a van in a hard shoulder. Sticks to pretty much anything, like a cheesy sharpie.

Wallace - hey joan, i need something to hold my poster up.
Joan - here try this adhesive cheese.

adhesive cheese by GTATSS March 3, 2017

authensive 

Something that is authentic and expensive

This street food is really authensive

authensive by Chrissie G December 28, 2015

Vaginal Adhesive

When a woman's vaginal fluid becomes so old and corroded that it actually becomes an adhesive; losing it's lubrication aspect completely.
Usually existing in elderly women, but more often today in younger, due to excessive vaginal fissures, corrupting the fluid secreting glands.

1. Unfortunate Male: "Man, I knew I should of brought Lube, your grandmother's moldy gaping vagina was so dry and full of Vaginal Adhesive that it tore so much flesh from me that it looks like I have a canine penis."

2. Gangsta: "Yo momma is so old her vagina covers even the most erect, wet and juiciest of thick pulsating dick in a Vaginal Adhesive so powerful it tares it clean off and glues it inside her forever."

3. Unmoist Young Woman: "Doctor, every-time me and my boyfriend make love, afterwords his penis looks and feels as if it was sunburned, or suffering a painful rug burn. Sometimes a thin skin layer even peels off it!"

Doctor: "It sounds like you've developed the first stages of a Vaginal Adhesive. You could use more artificial lubrication to lessen the effects, but it would only be temporary and still contain a mild sticky, gooey sensation. The only permanent cure known, is sex with Chuck Norris.
His huge, highly advanced and penis and seminal glands are capable of permanently moistening and lubricating the dryest and stickiest of vaginal canals.
Paris Hilton was cured of her Vaginal Adhesive problems with this method, when her natural lubricating fluids were diminished from overuse, as well of multiple lacerations from thick turbo endowed black genitalia that didn't have time to heal between sessions.
All-though the Chuck Norris treatment is highly expensive, but it saved her 50,000 dollars a year on lube products."

Vaginal Adhesive by Liquid Pie February 25, 2009

adsessive 

Excessive advertisements.

Scrolling through your Twitter feed and counting every fifth post to be a promoted Tweet is a little adsessive .

adsessive by thesingleshot November 13, 2019

adhesive 

adj.
1.Tending to adhere; sticky.
2.Gummed so as to adhere.
3.Tending to persist; difficult if not impossible to shake off: “He feels an adhesive dread, a sudden acquaintance with the . . . darker side of mankind” (George F. Will).
n.
1.A substance, such as paste or cement, that provides or promotes adhesion.

1.Gaby used an adhesive glue to shut Nat lips together so he'd shut the fuck up about the 'wet birds don't fly at night' theory in his own science physics experiments.

2.Adhesitology and Animal psycology have strong metaphorical links in this theory.

adhesive by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

affensive 

A 7 year olds spelling attempt of offensive.

This example has the word affensive in it, which is spelt wrong.

affensive by Rectum Mc Foreskin... April 27, 2009