Olfensive
Oh man, that chili cheese dog from lunch is on the move. You'd better clear the room, because I'm gonna get olfensive in here.
Words you can keep
What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)
A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here) by akararules July 6, 2010
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Offensive Jokes
Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
Offensive Jokes by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
Offensive Meme
An offensive meme is a branch of internet meme that has no limits or rules, and therefore any criticism that it is subject to is nullified as long as it is branded an 'Offensive Meme.'
Offensive Meme by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019
Bobuk offensive philosophy
Offensive philosophy. Control the clock but don’t be afraid to make the big play. Ground and pound on first down with the Stallion. 2 and 6-longer looking to get the ball into the hands of JK underneath or over the top to Nas. Your checkdowns are to Batman or young CJ. No need for Angelo to be busting ass running routes when he’s a dominant pass protector. 3rd and short which we shouldn’t ever be in anyway if we ain’t giving it to Ang then wtf are we thinking? The man can easily average five yards a clip even if he gotta bounce it outside. Run the damn ball between the tackles is a damn straight priority. That’s how you win games bc if y’all can’t stop that then you might as well quit. Make it easy for the QB give him good protection, basic reads, make sure he’s never on his ass. With that theory we’re beating Moon dominating Penn Hills and getting into a shootout with Peters. But nope. God forbid Goater gotta call QB fucking power twenty times a fucking game.
Bobuk offensive philosophy by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020
offensive
A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.
Offensive Dick
When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.
Offensive Dick by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!