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alcosthesia 

the state of being "under", either passed out, blacked out, or both, due to excessive consumption of the recreational beverage ethyl alcohol.
Jim had no clue which of us drew dicks on his face last night, as he was under alcosthesia.
alcosthesia by aquajerk/surly November 3, 2011

alcoshowerholic 

Someone who is unable to take a shower without a beer
Man, Rob is such an alcoshowerholic. He hasn't taken a shower without a PBR in a month

Archstone 

The original chill spot of the ArcH Kr3W, the Archstone Apartments
"Hey guys, let's go chill at Archstone."
Archstone by DrunkSmurf [ArcH Krew] December 6, 2006

Alcotine 

Buzz from the consumption of alcohol and nicotine simultaneously.
We drank and smoked all night at the party last night i was feelin some serious Alcotine.
Alcotine by Kelby C August 19, 2008

Alstone'd 

Had a bad curry last night, Alstone'd it in the morning.
Alstone'd by Alstone March 18, 2009

alcophone 

When someone is drunk and talking much louder than they think they are.
Doug got on the alcophone and then everyone knew he had crapped himself.
alcophone by Emo515 August 12, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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