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Archoned 

Archon is the type of person that is gonna punch your eye out if you threaten his dad.

It's used when you want to say that you fucked someone completely up
Dude you Archoned him
Archoned by K2SO99 April 14, 2022

Archtongerwonger 

The act of putting your dick into a key hole and unlocking the door
My mate Archie wanted to get into his mums knicker draw so he cranked his Willey into the key hole and boom archtongerwonger
Archtongerwonger by Hhfgk March 22, 2019

Architoke 

A delicious and strangely hilarious perennial of Greek origin.
I love architokes? What, you don't like architokes, Gina?

(Gina proceeds to cry)
Architoke by Figrin May 9, 2010
Yo, let me hit up my all around plug. He’s my Alcostone.
Alcostone by anonymous October 19, 2020
Archton is very interesting kind of guy, he is very witty, you usually to have a good time laughing at his jokes. Archton is a very innovative and smart thinker always 10 steps ahead of everyone, he knows how to solve problems. Archton is very guarded and doesn’t trust anyone keeping his circle very close. He is very woke and can read people’s energies and aura. Archton can be talking only around very close friends and like things that are organised and properly planned.
Archton is very intelligent and outspoken, he keeps his circle very tight and doesn’t trust people excuse of his ability to sense people’s energies and auras.
archton by Scandi-lover November 23, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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