Alostonian 

People of the town of Alosta. The town of Alosta lies in the Foothills of the San Gabriel mountains near Glendora. The town only exists on the books of the California Land Management.

Fellow Alostonian's we have an new beer to taste

Alostonian by breweradams May 20, 2017

Astonian 

An Astonian is a Welsh creature that is rumoured to live around south Wales. It is not known if they exist or not but at least one has being said to be spotted by local people.

Ancient proverb says they move from place to place in green objects that resemble Mini's. This method of transport is new to them and they are having trouble using it.

Person 1- did you that Astonian, he span like crazy?

Person 2 - Lol - Do you beleive they exist dude.

Astonian by MLJ1991 July 13, 2009

The Allstonians 

A kinda ska sounding band, who sings the song "Emily Slumber", which has a very sweet and fun melody and lyrics.

"Emily slumber sleeps through the haze of a long lonely June sfternoon, she doesn't number all of her days or the nights that she spends with the moon...by The Allstonians"

The Allstonians by luckyem April 6, 2009

aylestonians

Also known as the Stones. A fight club pretending to be a rugby club in Leicester just off the Saffron Lane. Members claim to back each other and tatto0 themselves with the club badge, yet would shank each other in the back for a packet of crisps.

Going down the Stones,
I don't want to go dog shit park for the Aylestonians

aylestonians by New Breed Wizard December 16, 2021