Alcahal

Alcohol in an asian accent

This Alcahal is very strong!

by DDS95 July 2, 2018

alcahole

Holy Alcohol

Check out that alcahole

by Poo bum dee dum May 15, 2016

Alcahol

(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.

“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”

“My body, my choice.”

*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*

“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”

by BigGreasyCumstain July 2, 2021

alcohalzheimer's

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.

I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.

by CU@5 March 4, 2009

Alcohalt

When someone passes up a drink in order to appease a relationship partner

I don’t care if Brian thinks that drinking before noon on a Sunday is sacrilegious. The Sauvignon Blanc sounds good to me and I’m not going to alcohalt just to impress him.

Remember how much Debbie loved vodka and could drink us all under the table? Well, since she married that stuffy teetotaler, she had to alcohalt.

by Ivana Margarita January 22, 2010

Alcohalas

The highest form of alcoholism .

“My good buddy Dylan is a recovering Alcohalas, he was once the king of the alcoholics”

by The wrestler Steen March 2, 2020

alcohalitosis

The horrible bad breath that comes the morning after a night of too much drinking.

Man: "Mfgrmblgrhrhm, good morning >yawn<"
Woman: "OH dear LORD that alcohalitosis stinks so bad I am going to be sick."

by E^J April 1, 2010