vastard

A horribly bad person.

Guy1: Man ever since I crapped my butt itches.
Guy2: I put itching powder on the toilet seat, man! Hahahaha
Guy1: You VASTARD!

by E^J April 01, 2010

alcohalitosis

The horrible bad breath that comes the morning after a night of too much drinking.

Man: "Mfgrmblgrhrhm, good morning >yawn<"
Woman: "OH dear LORD that alcohalitosis stinks so bad I am going to be sick."

by E^J April 01, 2010