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among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.
Albolene by lajerker August 16, 2005
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oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial
makeup remover)
"We've been fucking for hours; it's time
to reapply more Albolene to genitals."
albolene by Ric March 15, 2003
A rarely used last name describing one who lies often telling completly incorrect stories. Also can describe someone with a large cunt. This term is generally derogative and you can use it in explaining how small someones penis is. An Albornoz also is generally of latin descent and enjoys yard work. All and all Albornozes are socially outcasts with little to do and even less to masturbate.
Damn son that kids albornoz sized penis is pequeno!(pequeno=small)
albornoz by Winston Betis March 5, 2008
Has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
In 2023 Albolene launched a trio of hydration-packed cleansers with dermatologist-backed formulas.
Albolene by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
Meaning born from the anus of a communist; Usually someone lacking brain.
He looks like he was alborn, look at the way he wears those red shorts.
Alborn by Fishlover02 April 2, 2011
Beautiful girl dedicated to her friendships loves horses, dolphins, and dyeAnnaSaurs she’s also the funniest in her friend group and is very kind and loving can be bipolar at times but she’s friggin awesome!
ALoren is the coolest her jokes are awesome
aloren by RawrdyeAnnasaur September 5, 2021