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Albolene
among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
albornoz
A rarely used last name describing one who lies often telling completly incorrect stories. Also can describe someone with a large cunt. This term is generally derogative and you can use it in explaining how small someones penis is. An Albornoz also is generally of latin descent and enjoys yard work. All and all Albornozes are socially outcasts with little to do and even less to masturbate.
albornoz by Winston Betis March 5, 2008
Albolene
Has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
Albolene by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
Alborn
Alborn by Fishlover02 April 2, 2011
aloren
Beautiful girl dedicated to her friendships loves horses, dolphins, and dyeAnnaSaurs she’s also the funniest in her friend group and is very kind and loving can be bipolar at times but she’s friggin awesome!
aloren by RawrdyeAnnasaur September 5, 2021
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