Albetta

wanting to preform in sexual activity with a man named Winger The Zinger

❤️Ava❤️

i just want albetta so badly at the moment.

Albetta by Take the L ava July 9, 2019

Alberta Hat Trick 

The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.

Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.

Alberta Hat Trick by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020

Alberta 

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

Alberta by Echelon September 9, 2005

Aletta Ocean 

Hungarian goddess of beauty and seduction, who have been cursed and banished to earth for the entertainment of male crowd.

Jill: I want you to do me from behind on a haystack loaded tractor.
Jack: Are we doing it Russian institute 10:Pony club style ?
Jill: How did you know that ?You're such a porno geek.
Jack: No I'm just an Aletta Ocean geek.

Aletta Ocean by Nihar007 March 21, 2013

Alberta 

As close to being American as a Canadian can get.

What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!

Alberta by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019

Alberta tongue twister 

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.

After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?

Alberta tongue twister by John Moneybags January 20, 2019

Alberta Chili Bowl 

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.

"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."

Alberta Chili Bowl by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012