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A crack head next door who listens to fredo bang and is cute as hell and goofy.
Oh shit there is alaxis again
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Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else
person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER
beautiful..she is a girl who never wants to lose her heart is soft as a rose..her friendship will be with honesty and trust she will never breaks anyone's heart she has faced many problems in her life she is a true lover..
her name is alaisa
alaisa by alinsiwi April 22, 2016

Alexis' Law

If a woman occupies a space long enough the probability that she puts script on the wall slowly approaches 100%.
My girl has only been staying here a month and she already took down my posters and put up a live love laugh sign.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
Alexis' Law by Dee34673 May 5, 2021
The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait
Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis
Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

alexis lang

a slutty hoe who likes porn
Damb Alexis Lang was doing the reverse cowgirl on porrnhun
alexis lang by pornlover1221123 March 28, 2017
Alexis. How do I begin? The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. Just the sight of her will make you weak at your knees. There isn't gonna be a day that passes that she doesn't cross your mind. She'll steal your heart within a day. Once you fall in love, it'll never fade. Her smile could light up the world, even on it's dimmest of nights. She may be short, but don't let her height fool you. She'll build you up as high as can be, and hold you steady. When you fall, she'll be right there to catch. She's sweet, loving, beautiful, caring, and an all around outgoing girl. She'll catch your eye, and you'll have to double take. Her beauty is overwhelming. She'll tear down your defenses, and break the wall you've hidden yourself behind. Her kiss will make you weak at your knees. You'll be mesmerized. Your love for her will compare to no other. While you're apart, the only thing you'll want is for her to be holding your hand, asleep, lying on your chest. She'll be your everything. You'll give her everything. You'll make her your world.
So... I may have fallen for this girl.. Her name is Alexis.

What's she like?

She's amazing. She already stole my heart. I love her with everything I have.

You better hold on to her, man. She sounds like a keeper.
Alexis by Passion_Is_Lust May 31, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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