Alexis' Law

If a woman occupies a space long enough the probability that she puts script on the wall slowly approaches 100%.

My girl has only been staying here a month and she already took down my posters and put up a live love laugh sign.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.

by Dee34673 May 05, 2021

Wake it and take it

The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.

I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.

by Dee34673 April 29, 2021